Call it retroactive boredom. One day — I don’t remember when — a couple years back I was bored. Does that set the stage? I must have been typing odd conversions into Google, calculating the number of hours in a year, or the number of minutes in a decade. It was that [...]

I’m really supposed to be working right now, but events being as they are one often needs to reflect simply — a bit — before one can settle back into the routine of life…
It works that way, sometimes. Memories are a funny thing.
When I was twelve years old (and as I can also say of [...]

Browsing: this morning peechie had a link to a personality test. I usually don’t indulge, but I thought it was a good was to start off the crazy week after a long weekend.
You are a WRCL–Wacky Rational Constructive Leader. This makes you a golden god. People gravitate to you, and you make them feel [...]

There was more here once.
You may have noticed.
A long time ago, lost within the glistening epochs of time immortal, I was something other than what I seem to be now. I don’t know where that is, or how it goes. If you don’t like it, imagine how I feel.
Days pass. The city [...]

And just because I had to note some of these crazy searches — as in they were too priceless to just let float away: a quote julius ceasar in the book the wizard of oz | bugs bunny and elmer fudd barber shop episode | reasons why future shop sucks | buying hot dog [...]

the.first official crazy.google.searches of 2004: burnt popcorn lady Vancouver | 0 letter words | bugs doing Barber of seville | 15 letter words | future shop sucks | VANCOUVER DISH HACKING | i lost my wallet in vancouver | elderly general trivia questions & answers for 2003 | Vancouver Sucks
Okay. SO they’re not THAT [...]

One guess who did this one: Brad’s cousin stephen does read his web page, he is just busy visiting his parents right now
The sad thing is that it appeared twice…! Poor Stephen. So when are you going to send me some pictures (with actual human beings in them) to post on this site. [...]

…and someone actually found what they were looking for. It prompted me to do another infamous edition of the crazy search list:
Crazy Google searches | westjet wallpaper | “bachelor party” “in a dress” | hasten slowly ceasar | vancouver radio talk hosts | pirate dvd vancouver | judo pajamas | skurvy watches | pictures [...]

odd Google etc searches to find this site:
Pictures of fully bodied simple out of space Aliens | how to hack into lego.com | parrots stores in Vancouver | electric trolley buses 2003 | bolting a foundation on a house in Vancouver | tim horton parody images | vancouver cannibis convention | complaint department for the [...]

I don’t usually ask, but if someone could fill me in that would satiate my curiousity. I have this little counter thing here down in the corner. Burried in the depths of some kind of hidden javascript it keeps track of not only how many people visit this page, but where they came [...]

recent.peculiar.searches to find lost.in.vancouver: hack vancouver police computer | what are the street designated hundred blocks in vancouver | vancouver tickets cirque de soliel | vancouver wasting and pain | work as actor extra in Vancouver | depressing vancouver | tom leykis vancouver canada controversy
Amazingly, all of these have something to do with “Vancouver” and [...]

more.odd.googles to start your day: canadian beer consuption data | capilano suspension bridge pics | nudish at swimming pool | “ocean of my life” blue | oprah’s best bakeries | I want to sublet a apartment suite in vancouver canada for june 1 2003 | cheap agressive rollerblades | Bachelor party vancouver | final fantasy [...]