Jess queries: …whatever happened to the copy of Disco Dwayne and the Time Pirates that I thought I had somewhere on my hard drive…. Brad, maybe you know something about that? Brad looks shocked and says: What?! Are you implying that I have been pillaging your hard drive looking at all your personal files? Are you trying to insinuate that I somehow hacked into your computer and rearranged everything? I’m astonished at such an accusation and deny all charges. I seem to recall that a while back — months ago now — I tried to revive that as a radio play. That was a larf. I have some of the original mp3 melts somewhere on my hard drive — assuming YOU haven’t stolen them. End User License Agreement (EULA): 1. The above text is exaggerated beyond for the purpose of humour and conversation tiltedly skewed into the twisted ultra-violet end of the spectrum in the fifth dimension. Parties involved assume no responsibility for misinterpretation of this humour leading to dimentia, giggling, bleeding, rage, boredom, or extreme exhibitionism. 2. By reading the above text — and below text — and all text that ever appears on your monitor, the user agrees to forfeit their brain for use in highly controversial brain.swapping experiments with small men named Igor. [ I agree to the above terms ] [ I don't agree to the above terms ] |
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